"Okay. Now for the harmless play acting." He folds the handkerchief so the stain is on the outside and finish off the wine. "We're going to make it look like I've spilt wine on your lovely dress."

He takes a step back, trips and looks like he splashes wine in her. "Gods, how clumsy of me. I'm so sorry. Here, let me." He dabs at her with the handkerchief, keeping the stained side away from her dress. "I'm such a fool. Please, let me help you clean that off."